Q : How do you circumcise a whale?
A : You need at least four skin divers
Q : How do you identify a bald eagle?
A : All his feathers are combed over to one side
Q : What kind of work does a weak cat do?
A : Light mouse work
Q : What do you get from a pampered cow?
A : Spoiled milk.
Q : How does a frog feel when he has a broken leg?
A : Unhoppy
Q : What did the frog order at McDonald's?
A : French flies and a diet Croak
Q : What do stylish frogs wear?
A : Jumpsuits!
Two snakes meet each other..
First snake:I hope I am not poisonous.
Second snake:Why?
First snake:Because I bit my lip!
Doctor, I can t stop behaving like a dog.\n
How long have you been acting this way?
Since I was a puppy!
Which side of the chicken has he most feathers?
The outside
Why do hens lay eggs?
If they dropped them, they'd break
What did the turkey say to the chicken?
Gobble gobble
Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don't work
When geese fly in a "V", why is one side longer?
Because there are more geese on that side
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